Jordan Gets Her Bitch On.

Jordan in LA: I’m glad Cheryl Cole's gone home

Cat Fight?

Cheryl Cole Proved A Huge Hit In LA On Her Recent Trip Which Jordan Wasnt Too Happy About. Jordans Only Been In The US 3 Weeks And Practically Thinks She Owns The Whole Of America And She Should Be Famous Over There Overnight. Jordn Hasnt Made An Impact In 3 Weeks Yet Cheryl Does , And In Less Time Too.

Sour Grapes Much Jordan?

Jordan Was Really Annoyed That Cheryl Was Rubbing Shoulders At The Grammys Whilst She Sat Home In Her Casual Clothes Watching It On Telly A Close Source Told.

She [Jordan]wasn’t invited to the awards and her people couldn’t get her into any of the aftershow parties. She was relieved when Cheryl headed home, but miffed that she got such great publicity out there.'

Looks Like Someones A Jealous Wee Brattt.

Girls Aloud Wont Break Up if Cheryl Has A Baby.

Cheryl Cole Has Said That If She Has A Baby The Group Will Not Break Up Because Of it. The Band Will Stay Together When She Is Pregnant. Cheryl is Currently Having Thoughts About Starting A Family With Husband Ashley. She Says Girls Aloud Will Eventually Have To Part Ways Obviously But At The Minute They Are Working Extremley Hard And Will be Around For A While Yet. So Get Used jealous People. Girls Aloud Won A Brit Award For Their Single "The Promise" On Wednesday Night.

Its So Dreadful.

Here Is An Exclusive Picture Of What Chris Brown Did To Rihanna.

Not Many People Have Seen This Photo.

Well , People Will See It Now Obviously Because Its Gonna Bee Passed Along.

I Actually Gasped When I Saw It.

This Photo Was Taken Soon After Chris Brown Assaulted Rihanna So The Bruising And Swelling Hadnt Reached Its Worse When The Photograph Was Taken. So Rihanna's Injuries Are Actually Worse Than Pictured.

Take A Look ;[

Chris Brown Is Also Being Interviewed About Attempted Murder.! I Swear , This is All Getting Too Crazy.

Comments.

I Suspect Its the Same Person Leaving Me The Horrible Comments.

Your So Cool.

Leaving Them Anonymous And All.

Problem?

Talk To Me Before You Make Heinous Accusations.!

So because of this Im Going To Have To Moderate me Comments.

Uh Lily Allen Is A Disgrace Tbh.

Lily Allen Says That Shes Drunk Most Of The Time.

Greatt Role-Model?

+ She Thinks Parents Should Allow Their Kids To Take Drugs To See If They Like Them. She Says Teens Should Take Ectasy Tablets To See How They React.

1 ECSTASY TABLET CAN KILL YOU.

Like , If My Ma Took Lily's Advice [ please Mother No ] And Forced Me Te Take An ETab I Could Die After That One.

Well At least We Will Know How I'll React As I'll Be 6 Feet Under In The Next Couple A Days.

Shes Beserk.

2 Rather Cool Items.

I Aint Like A Big Celtic Fan But Id Rather Them Win over Somewan Else. The North of Ireland is Big Into Their Celtic And Me Granda Pio Was Too Before He Died. A Couple Weeks Back Me Granny Gave Me A Couple Items Belonging Te Him And I Just Thought Id Put Them On Here. Others Can Post About Football Teams So Why Cant I. ;]

My iPod Speakers. How Awesome Are They?

They Rawk.

The Wee Flower Moves And Dances To The Beat A Tha Music.

Awk , There Whilee Cute ;]

Lady Cole Can Do No Wrong.

Cheryl Cole has Signed A £5m Book Deal To Write Romantic Novels.

Wow. I Never Had her As The Type.

But Then Again , Shouldnt Judge A Book By Its Cover.

A-haa.

Well Good Luck Cheryl.

I'll Certainly Buy The 1st One To See What The Craic is Wey it ;]

Some of My Fave Betsey Johnson Shoes.

Ignore The Ugly Brown Background + Tacky White Shelf Please.
Its Been Done Up Since I Took These Photos.
There Older Photos. I Didnt Take Them Today.

My Favourite Anna Sui Dress.

Me Sister Cíarrái Borrowed It , Much To My Dismay So I Stole It From Her Wardrobe Again And Now Its Safe And Sound In My Roooom.

Its Not My Favourite Dress But its me Favourite Anna Sui Dress. I Like All The Ruffles And The Floatiness Of It. Class Lak.

Wino Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse Has Been Taken To Hospital In St.Lucia On Friday Thee 13th of feb After Collapsing. Sources Say She Was In A "Terrible State". Amy Claims To Have Given Up On Drugs Altogether On her Vacation But Has Substituted Drugs For Alcohol. Her Spokesperson Said She Had Run Out Of A Drug Replacement She Had Been Using To Get Well.

My Favee Celeb Kids Names.

Apple - Simple And Sounds Nice.
Bluebell Madonna - Cute , Plus It Has Our Ladys Name [Madonna]
Fifi Trixabell - Again Just Uber Cute And Sounds Kinda Foreign.
Fuchsia - Like The Pretty Pink Colour.
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Again Its So Odd Its Beautiful.
Ireland - I Dont Know Why This Is Classed As Weird Cause My Aunt Is Called Ireland And I Know Quite A Few People Called It?
Jermajesty - Would Be One A Thee Jacksons. I Like It. Its A Play On Words.
Lark Song - Sounds Pretty And Relaxing.
Liberty - Doesnt Seem Too Werid To Me. Its Nice.
Memphis Eve - Loving The Eve Part Especially.
Ocean - Teamhairs Wee Sister Is Called Ocean Only She Spells It Oceáne.
Shiloh Nouvel - Uber Cute Just Like The Wein.
Suri - Girl in My Year At Schools Called It. Plus Their Baby Is Abso Gorgeous.

My Favee 20th Centruy Fox Films.

Mircale On 34th Street.
Cheaper By The Dozen.
The Sound Of Music.
The Empire Strikes Back.
Return Of The Jedi.
Big.
Edward Scissorhands.
Home Alone.
Home ALone 2 : Lost In New York.
Rookie Of The Year.
Mrs Doubtfire.
Babys Day Out.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie [ I Was Always The Pink One ;] Lol]
A New Hope.
Casper Meets Wendy.
Theres Something About Mary.
The Phantom Menace.
Moulin Rouge.
Like Mike.
Ice Age.
Attack Of The Clones.
Garfield.
Hide And Seek.
Revenge Of The Sith.
Robots.
In Her Shoes.
Date Movie.
Cheaper By The Dozen 2.
Ice Age 2.
Borat.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Night At The Museum.
Epic Movie.
Deck The Halls.
The Simpson Movie.
Alvin And The Chipmunks.
27 Dresses.
What Happens In Vegas.

Random I Know , But I Was Bored.

Me Favee Vegetables.

. Asparagus

. Broccoli.

. Soy Beans.

. Cauliflower.

. Black Beans.

. Mangetout.

. Peas.

. Chick Peas.

. Green Beans.

. Kidney Beans.

. Butter Beans.

. Mushrooms.

. Lettuce.

. Leeks.

. Shallots.

. Oinons.

. Jalapeno.

. Red Peppers.

. Green Peppers.

. Courgette.

. Carrot.

. Potatoes.

. Sweetcorn.

Like The Fruits , If It Aint Of The List I Dont Like It. ;]

Me Favee Fruit. Lmao

. Green Apples.

. Cherrys.

. Apricots.

. Kiwi.

. Blackberrys

. Blueberrys.

. Mangos.

. Grapes.

. Grapefruit.

. Watermelon.

. Tomatoes.

. Oranges.

. Peaches.

. Strawberry.

. Pears.

. Raspberrys.

. Pineapple.

. Raisins.

. Pomegranates.

. Plums.

If It Aint On The List. I Dont Like It.

Wow. Aint I Cooool ;]

ME VALENTINES GIFTS.

Mickey Got Meeee :

- A Footlong Sub. Lmao.

- A DVD Wey Photos + Videos Of Us On It.

- A Single White Lily.

- Box Of Thorntons White Chocolates.

- 3 Bottles Of Perfume - One Of The Wee Harajuku Lovers By Gwen Stefani , DKNY Delicious Night [Its The Purple One. Ive Had The Red And Green For Cleann Ages Now] And Chanel No.5 [A Classic]

- DKNY Black Heels.

- YSL White Bag [ Which I Appreciate So Much Because It Was Very Expensive And He's Not Like A Friken Millionaire]

- 50 Euro New Look Voucher.

- A Big Huge Cuddly Dog [ A Photo Of It Is In A Previous Post.]

I Got Him :

- A Watch From River Island.

- A Box Of Cookies.

- Donald Duck Slippers. [ There So Funky , His head Is Like On The Toe]

- Dog Tags Saying Mickey On One And Hannia On The Other.

- Code By Armani Aftershave , Fuel For Life By Diseal And London By Paul Smith.

- An iPod Touch. Wee Lamb Has Wanted Wan For A Good While.

- A Kiss. ;]

Lol.

Oh So Cheeeesey.

Lily Allen , How Desperate Are Ya.?

Is She Desperate?

In My Opinion , Yes.

So Desperate That She Got Her Mum To Send Out An Email To Loads of People Including Extended Family And Aquaintences Begging Them To Buy Her Daughters "Its Not Me , Its You."

This Is The Email Lilys Mum , Film Producer Alison Owen Sent Out To Ruby Films , [A Company She Had Been Interning At] , Email List.

"Alison and everyone at Ruby would love you forever if you went out and bought Lily Allen’s fantastic new album It’s Not Me, It’s You which is in the shops now. The first week or so is all important so please download or go out right now and bag yourself a copy! Especially all you in the US!!
THANKS SO MUCH!"

Isnt That Pathetic , Woops , Of Course I Mean Precious.

Looking Hot Lily --->

Katie Price You Want It All.

Jordan And Peter Andre Are In LA And She Has Hired An Acting Coach To Help Her Land A Part In A US Soap.
Gosh , That Would Make Me Cringe While Lol.
She Was Quoted Saying How She Wants To "Out-cute" The Beckham Kids And Wants Junior To Take Breakdancing/Hip Hop Classes To be In Competition With Vic's Son.
She Also Has Princess Tiiamii Or However You Spell That Strange Name Taking Ballet Lessons.
They Have Temporarily Moved To LA To Help Son Harvey And To Film Their Latest Season Of Their ITV2 Show.

The Jade Goody Story.

Born Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody. She Spent Most Of Her Childhood In Foster Homes. [ Picture , May 2002 ]

At The Age of 21 , She Quit Her Job As A Dental Nurse To Enter The Big Brother House In May 2002. Jade Goody Bares All In The Big Brther House And Keeps Housemates Amused By Thinking Rio De Janiero Is A Person And Asks What Asparagus Is. Lol.

When Jade Is Kicked Out In July 2002 She Bravely ignores The Crowds Chants Of "Burn The Pig." She Came 4th.

August 2002 , Media Deals Keep Rolling In For Jade And She Begins To Date Former Shipwrecked Contestant And Footballer Jef Brazier.

Feburary 2003 , Jade And Jeff Announce They Are Having Their First Child Together. Jade Shows Off Her Bump , And A New Hair Do At The TV Moments Awards In London.

In March Jade Takes Part In Celebrity Driving School For Comic Relief Alongside Paul O' Grady , Gareth Gates And Natalie Cassidy. None Of Them Pass.

In This Picture Jade Carries 3 Month Old Bobbie Jack Brazier In September 2003.

In July 2004 , Jade Is 7 Months Pregnant With Her And Jeffs Second Baby - Freddie.

Jade And Jeffs 2 Year Relationship Ends In Febuary 2005.

Jade Opens A Beauty Salon Named Uglys In August 2005.

Jade Is Spotted Out With Fromer Electrician And Model Jack Tweed.
Jade Wins Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes.

On April 2006 , Jade Fails To Finish The London Marathon And Paramedics Have To Be Called In. She Admits She Never Trained For It And Ate Loads of Curries.

In May 2006 Jade Has A Boob Job.

In June 2006 Jade Launches Shh , Her New Fragrance.

In 2008 , Jade Is testd For Ovarian And Bowel Cancer And Is Given The All Clear Although She Feels Very Sick.

In Jan '07 , Jade And Jack Enter The Big Brother House Along With Jackiey , Jades Mum.

Channel 4 Receives Over 45,000 Complaints Of Jade Being A racist Towards Shilpa Shetty Calling Her " Shilpa Popadom. "

In June 2007 , Jade becomes Pregnant With Jack Tweeds Baby But Suffers A Miscarriage 12 Weeks In.

In Febuary '08 , Jade Returns From The Doctors Looking Visably Upset And Tells A Photographer She Is Undergoing Tests For Cancer. 5 Months Later Jade Launches , Controversial , Her New Fragrance.

Whilst In India For Bigg Boss , Jade Is Called Into The Diary Room And Is Told She Has Cervical Cancer.

In December '08 Jade Discorvers A Sick Website Taking Bets On When She Will Die. Her Lawyers Close It Down.

This Year , January 09 , Jade Loses All Her Hair But Still Puts On A Smile.

Today , Valentines Day , Jade Was Told She Has Only Months To Live. Jack Tweed Has Proposed To Jade And The 2 Will Marry As Soon As Possible.

I Think Jade Is A Little Bit Like Marmit. You Either Love Her Or Hate Her , And I Love Her. Its Terrible Everything She Has Went And Is Going Through And I Just Pray And Hope That However Long She Has Left To Live Will Be As Happy As Possible For Her , Even Though The Circumstances Are What They Are.

Silly Saying.

" Dont Like Dont Read. "

????

I Wont Know If I Like It Or Not Until I Read It. Therefore I Read It First To See What Shit Youve Wrote About.
+ Lol Copy My Blog Much?
I Guess I'll Be Waiting Your Wannabee Smart Aleck Reply. ;]

Abuser Much?

Darling Little Chris Brown Changed His Facebook Profile To Single , Making His Feelings Perfectly Clear About Rihanna Online. The Relationship Is Offically Over. So Girls He's All Yours ... If Youns Still Want Him That Is.

The Musician Allegedally Assaulted Rihanna Just Hours before The Grammy Awards On Sunday , leaving Rihanna With Horrific Injuries.

He Is Now In A Las Vegas Hotel And Has Made Clear The Split By Changing His facebook Profile To Single. Oh Hard Man Ye Are Lawwd.

And He Writes :

'You'll begin to see her true colours. Believe it!'

What An Oul Prick.Learn Not To Beat Women! Or For That Matter Anyone. Fame Gone Te Your Head?

He Handed Himself In On Sunday Night [ Proving He Is Guilty ] And Was Released On £33,550 Bail. He Will Appear In Court On 5th of March.

Rihanna Wore A Jewelled Eye Patch To The 2008 American Music Awards Due To A "Scratched Cornea" Hasnt Made A Comment. The Eye Patch Leads Me To Ask , How Long Has Rihanna Been Taking This Abuse?

Is It David Beckhams Illigitamite Child?

David Beckham's Former PA Rebecca Loos Is Having Her First Child , She Announced On Spanish TV.

The 31 Year Old Is Already 4 Months And 1 Week Gone.

'I was not planning to have a child. It was an accident.
But it's going to be very welcome and very loved.'

She Wont Say Who The Father Is But He Is Apparently A Norweigin Doctor. She Then Followed With This Idiotic [In My Opinion] Statement.

‘If it's a boy, because my partner is blond and “Viking-like”, he'll need to have a “Viking-like” name, won't he?
But if it's a girl I'd like a more romantic name, maybe a Spanish name.’

No Love. Naming The Child After His Father Is Not Compulsary. Sure Its Nice But Not Necessary. And I Always Thought And Heard Paris Was The Most Romantic City In The World So Should It Not Be A French Name.

Just Admitt , When The Kids Born And You Follow With Some Whacked Off Name Like Toilet Brush Or China Cabinet , Its Cause You Want It Not Because of Heritage Or Romance , etc. Lol.

The Only Reason Rebecca Loos Is Famous Is She Claimed To Have An Affair With David Beckham Back In 2004

The Poor Kid Is All I Can Say.

Glamour Model Danielle Lloyd Is Looking To Follow In The Footsteps Of Madonna And Angelina Jolie And Adopt A Baby From Afrcia , Because Her Mum Is Dying To Be A Grandmother. Good Reason.? I Dont Think Soo.

Danielle Is Supposed To Be Flying To Africa For Comic Belief And I Quote ‘Maybe I should go to Africa and come back with a baby.’ Oh Please Woman. Its Hardly That Simple. Please Dont Act So Dumbb. She's Only 25 Like. And She Has No Boyfriend/Husband/Partner. Not That One Of Those Is Needed To be A Father Nowadays. Plus What A Good RoleModel/Mother.? I Think Not. Judge For Yourselves Below.

Brannifer - My Name For Them. Lol. ;]]

Okay. Before I get Into What This Post Is About. One Thing.

Yeno For A Wannabee Journalist You Should Really Get your Own ideas Or No One Is Going To Hire You. I Write About The Whole Brad/Jenn/Ange Thing Then You Go And Write About It. Uhh.. Hardly A Coincidence. And Then You Go And Disagree With Everything I Say. Of Course Disagree But I Believe Your Only Disagreeing To Try And Rag Me. Lol. If Your Looking Te Rag Me Do Something Better Babe. Yeno Im Not Related To Any A Them So Tbh I Dont Really Care. So Copy My Posts Or My Ideas For Posts All You Want But Imo Thats Just So Gosh Darn Pathetic And Kinda Needy In A Way. A Buh Byeee. ;]]

Get Jenn And Brad Back Together.

Look How Cute They Are --->

So Apparently Jennifer Aniston Still Has Brad's Voicemails. And Before Anyone Says " How Sad " Or " Move On " , I Think Its Sweet. Brad Left Her In The Most Awful Of Ways. There Was Speculation About Him And Ang Having An Affair On Mr And Mrs Smith. How Awful That Must of Been. To read That About The Person You Love More Than Anything. Jennifer Makes It Public Knowledge She Still Loves Brad To Pieces Which Is So Sweet I Think. Keeping The Voicemails Clearly Reminds Her Of Good Times And How Much They Were In Love Before The Whole Angelina "Fish Lips" Jolie Era. Plus Atleast They Were Closer To Age [Jenn+Brad] Than Brad And Angelina. Jennifer Turned 40 The Other Day And Brad Is 45 Whilst Ang Is 33.

Jennifer Aniston ‘I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband,’ she says. ‘It’s like saving love letters.’

Hehe ;]
Mickey Sent Over My Valentines Day Present Already.
Its All In A Gift Bag And I Refuse To Peek Into It Until The Day. Im A Freak Like That Lol.
'Scept He Didnt Giftbag/Wrap This. Wee Bit Big. So I Took A Photo ;]
<3

Pac Man Belt.

Possibly One Of The Best Things I Ownagee.

Disneyland Last Year

Thee Park -->















<--- The Castlee.

In The Snow White Place --->

<--- The Cat. Its Eyes Moved And It Talked. How Awesome Lol.










Pink Car. Flexxx. My Da Actually Has One Of These For Renting/Hiring Out ;]

Bloooddyy 'Ell. 'Erbies Cut In 'Alff.

Photographs ;]]

Ive Decided To Upload Some Photos Guyys.
The Reason My Blogspot URL Will Be Over Them Is Because I Dont Want People Nicking Them And Claiming Its Theirs.
;]

This Whole Rihanna And Chris Brown Thing.

Poor Rihanna.
I Cant Believe Chris Brown Did That To Her.
Wow , Is His Carrer Going Downhill Now.
Rihanna Had Bitee Marks On Her Arms And Fingers , A Bust Lip , Swelling And Horrific Bruises.
What A [ Insert Name Of Child Married Outside Of Marriage ]
I Saw In The Front A The Paper Yesterday And Like A Pure Wave A Saddness Came Over Me.
Chris Brown Was Arrested For Making Criminal Threats On Sunday Night.
Im So Shocked And While Sad.
Im Glad I Didnt Go To That Oul [Insert F Word] Concert.
Up The Yanks.!

Jenn/Brad/Angg.

Jennifer And Brad Should Bee Together'' ;[
I Dislike Angelina Jolie.
The Only Good Thing About Her And Brad Is That Their 3 Kids Are Totally Gorgeous.
Seriously , Shiloh , Knox And Vivienne And Such Wee Beauty Cuties.
But Him And Jenn Went So Well Together.
&+ Now Jenn Is All " I Will Love Brad For The Rest Of My Life. "
If I Was Brad I Wouldnt Have Left.
Bad Bradd.