Spelling Things Out For Tha Slow Twat(s).

I've Said It Before , And I'll Say It Again.
I KNOW Im Not A Big Celtic Fan.
Never Said I Was.
I Said That If They Were Playing Id Obviously Want Them Te Win , Whoever They Were Playing.
My Granda [R.I.P] Was A Huge Celtic Fan And Knew Everything About Them , Inside Out And Up And Down Which Is Why I Guess I've Taken A Shine Te Them By Wishing Them Luck And Wanting Them To Win.
If Celtic Dont Win A Match , Thats No Skin A My Nose.
Its Not As If I Was Playing Or I Manage Them Or Anything.
So Creating A Blog About How There Shite And All Doesnt Boler Me Or Affect Me Wan Bit.
However When Ye Claim Im This , That And Thon And Start Making Stuff Up And That , Yeno Thats Pathetic Lak. Like Your Whole Self Really.
Plus I , Like Anyone Else DO Have The Right To Talk , Speak , Type About Anything I Want.
Oh Big Woop Cause Im Not From Scotland Then I Cant Talk About A Football Team From There. Ye Wise? I Can Talk About Anything I Want And If I Want Te Talk About Celtic Or Write About It Then Im Going Te. Live Wey That Doll.
Never Said A Was A Huge Celtic Fan , Thats Putting Words In Me Mouth And Creating More Wee Lies ;]
So Naw Im Not Ragin If Celtic Lost. Like I Said Its Not As If I Live And Die By Them. I Like Them Surely And Would Love Them Winning Their Matches But If They Dont Then Awk Thats Grand. A Dont Take It Thick Unlike Some People. Lol , When Celtic Was Tap A Tha Board And Came Here All Guns Blazing Making Up Excuses For Rangers , 'Aww But Ummm There Grounds Wern Didnaeee Good.'
I Await The Reply Te This Wey Eagerness.
Lol , Takes Me Te Start Tha Weins.

Alesha Dixons Got OCD

Alesha Dixon Has Revealed How She Has OCD.
The Strictly Come Dancing Winner Is Fixated On Keeping Her Home Tidy.
Her Friends Call Her Monica As She Is The One From Friends Who Has To Have Everything Tidy.

I always think the house looks messy; a messy house can depress me. If my house is clean and everything is in order, I feel better.’
Alesha’s condition even means her day has to be structured beforehand.‘Every minute of my day is accounted for, which I know is strange,’ she tells Weekend Magazine.
‘Even as a child, I would schedule out a whole day’s plan in my diary. I like my life really structured. I like to know I have a schedule mapped out.’



Lol , I Think Ive A Touch A OCD. Like My Room Is Forever Spotless. Like MY DVDs Have To All Be In Alphabetical Order And My Clothes Are Colour Coded From Red , Orange , Yellow , Green , Light Blue , Dark Blue , Purple , Pink , Brown , Beige , WHite , Black , Multi. And So's My Shoes And Bags Lol. Loughlin Takes The Piss Outta Me But He Should Take A leaf Outta My Book. His Rooms A Tip. I Dont Dare Go In There.
And At School My Books,Pens Etc All Have To Be Lined Up Lol So Ontop A Being Teased For That When I Decide Te Write Wey Both Hands At Tha Same Time [ Im Ambidextrous ] Jarlath And Ultan Get Pure Freaked Out Lawl. Its Even Worse When Were Playing Camogie/Hurling. I Think Thats Why Im So Good At It , Its Cause I Can Use The Hurl In Either Hand Or Catch Tha Ball In Either. Apparently Its While Rare Te Be Ambidextrous. Am Special. My Uncle Is It Tho Too. Most A Tha Wans In Our House Is Left Handed So We Have Like Left Handed Scissors , Tin Openers etc So I Shant Hurt Myself Wey Right Handed Crap If I Use My Left Hand. Its Lethal te Freak People Out Lawl.

Be Eff Eff Ell.

Ahh There Such Good Mates.

They Worked For Over A Decade On Friends.

They've Known Each Over For 15 Years Now.

‘I lost my father, Jen got divorced, and I had a baby. We’ve been through huge life changes together.
'I can be myself around her. We never judge each other, we support each other, but we’re honest with each other too. I feel lucky to have her.’

Susan Boyles All Plastic.

Susan Boyle Has Had Her Own Doll Created In Her Honour.

Debbie Ritter from Illinois Uses Household Items To Make Her Dolls.

The Models Are 4 in High And Cost About £14 And Are Based On Her First Audition With Her Frumpy Clothes , Curly Wig And Bushy Brows.
Debbie Has Also Made Paul Potts Dolls.

So Here It Is :

Jordans Confession.

Jordan Has Reportably Admitted That 2 Months Before She And Husband Peter Andre Announced Their Split , That She Was In Love With Another Man.
She Reportably Told This To Apprentice Contestant Mona.

Katie said she wanted this new man, but also her family life with Peter Andre,' says Mona. 'She said her children meant the world to her, but she didn’t love Peter and was totally dismissive of him.'
Mona, had never met the 30-year-old glamour model before and was shocked by what she was confiding.'Katie said to me, "I may as well tell you that me and Pete are splitting up”,' Mona tells the Sunday Mirror. 'She said: "Pete’s become really boring in bed. I don’t find sex with him exciting any more".'

???
This Seems Ubberrr Random And Out A Tha Blue. Why Would She Ever Tell Someone She Didnt Know ANything As Personal?
If This Is Bullshit I Really Hope Jordan Sues The Ass Outta This Mona Doll.

Skins On Thee Big Screeenn.

E4 Have Confirmed That The TV Show Skins Will Hit The Big Screen And Be Made Into A Movie.
Interesting Te See How That Will Bee Done.
There Will Also Be A Spin-Off Book Released.
It Is Not Known Whether The Old Cast Will return Or Not.
The Fourth Season of Skins Will Return To Our Screens In 2010.

Eurovision 2009

Lithuania - Borringg.
Israel - The Dark One Looked Like The Lesbian Samantha Was Wey In Sex And The City. Lol.
France - Goodness Me , She Looked 'Alf Dead. Reminded Me A Somewan Who Smoked The Bit Out.
Sweden - Omg , The Doll Had A Scary Facial Expression. But Her Dress Was Nice.
Croatia - The Doll Had A Pretty Dress And From An Angle Looked Like Theresa From Hollyoaks Lol.
Portugal - She Was Such A Cute Wee Hippy. I Liked Her Hair.
Iceland - That Song Was Kinda Boring I Thought , But They Came 2nd. Her Dress Looked Lak Wan A Them Wee Toilet Roll Holder Dolls Lol. My Cousins Live In Iceland :)
Greece - Quite A Good Wee Tune. Was He Standing Ontap Awf A Stapler Thoo?
Armenia - Nice Wee Tune.
Russia - Aww I Liked That Song. The Screens Behind When She Turned Older Was Pure Genius. Liked That.
Azerbajan - Whatta Name. Catchy Cool Wee Song. Liked The Gold Thing On One Of The Girls Legs.
Bosnia & Herzegovina - One Of The Tunes I Actually Had Te Chang The Channel. Oh So Uber Boring.
Moldova - Lol They Looked Crazy And Looked Like Irish Dancing Rejects. Try Hards Lol.
Malta - Good Singer. Not Crazy On The Song. loved The Way She Sang Desstttinnnyyyy. Sounded Funny And Cute Tehe.
Estonia - Kinda Boring.
Denmark - Yassshh Rock N Roll. He Actually Sounded Like Ronan Lol. Maybe I Was Just Imagining That.
Germany - Porn Video Much? Sleeazzy Greasy Man.
Turkey - Good Wee Dancy Tune.
Albania - Loved Her Wee Dress. She Was Very Pretty.
Norway - HOT BOY. Dancers Were Outstanding. Very Good Tune. Went Onte Win It Suree.
Ukraine - Seriously , Was She In A Strip Club? Lol , Grainne Has Wan A Them Wheels At Her House Only Its For Rolling Silege Or Something Lol And We Get Inside It And Run Inside It Down The Hill Lmao.
Romania - Nice Dresses And Song. Really Liked It.
UK - Sorry But That Song Was Boring. The 2nd Song I Changed The Channel For A While. No Matter What Country Would Have Sang That I Woulda Switched. Jades Not That Pretty And I Know The Eurovision Isnt Based On Looks But The Way She Holds Her Mouth When She Sings Was Boggin. Plus The Violin Man Lak Hit Her A Wee Bit At Wan Point. Lmao. Liked The Piano. At Least They Done Better Than Like Theyve Ever Done Lol. I Was Beginning Te Wonder Why They Ever Entered It But They Came 5th So Fair Play.
Finland - The Fire Was Entertaining And Thats All.
Spain - Her Dress Was Wayy Too Short And I Didnt Like The Leotard Bit Up Top. She Was Pretty Tho. Wooo Magic Trick.

Grahamn Norton Is Hilarious. Hes So Funny But He Was While Ungrateful And Lak A Wee Bit Bitter If The UK Got Like 1 Or 2 Points. He Should A Been Grateful. Them Points Got Them 5th.
Well Ireland Has Won 7 Times So Anyone Can Come Back Te Me When Another Country Can Say That. Lak We Won 3 In A Row. Woop Woop.

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Boys Are Annoying.


MT Ceallacháin says:
u fairli njoyd ursel last nite lol.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Aye Ano It Was Puree Lethal Craic. How Long Did Ye Sleep Inte Thaday? Lawl.
MT Ceallacháin says:
1 lol.u? did aidan sty at urs?
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Elevenn , Ma Allowed Me Longer Saying As We Werent Home Te Near 5 Lmao But I Wanted Te Get Upp. Naw Why?
MT Ceallacháin says:
coz uns r goin wey each otha and al so i thote he wud b satyn at his gfs house.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Arrrgghh. Fuck You MT. You Knowww Im Not Going Wey Him. Aye Ive Went Wey Him And Shit But Ive Went Wey You Aswell And Your Not Staying At Mine.!
MT Ceallacháin says:
i shud stay at urs lol.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
For Somewan So Hot , Youve No Problem Being Forward Lol.
MT Ceallacháin says:
thanx. so u admitt im hot? lol
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Seriously? A Blind Man Would Know Your Hot. Lmao.
MT Ceallacháin says:
hannia, ur literally killing me.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Huh? Whyy?
MT Ceallacháin says:
if it werent for aidan, id jump on u.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
........Eh?
MT Ceallacháin says:
lol nvm. just sayn if u and aidan werent so close ud b mine by now.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
I Admire Your Confidence.
MT Ceallacháin says:
i admire ur ass.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Cheers Luvv.
MT Ceallacháin says:
just get rid a aidan.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Amm Pet.. Hes Your Best Matee Lawd.
MT Ceallacháin says:
aye bt id choose u ovr him
MT Ceallacháin says:
coz havn sex wey him wudnt b as fun as havn it wey u. lmao.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Well I Dunno Now. Youd Be Thee Most Popular Guy In School If You Bucked Aidan Lol.
MT Ceallacháin says:
wanna cum round to mine?
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Nopee.
MT Ceallacháin says:
hannia , i no ive been a wankr in tha past bt i thote we were al ok since i came round to urs that time?
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Aye Well You Were About 8 Months Late A Doing It. Cant Believe You Said All That Shit About Me MT And Now You Expect Me Te What? Fall Lovingly Into Your Arms And Buck Ye So You Get A Rep. Dont Think So Lawd.
MT Ceallacháin says:
fine. ill w8 n u tho. i really do like ye uno.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Well The Feeling Is Mutual But.. Awk I Dunno. I Could Never Trust You. You Go Wey Wee Dolls Like 2 Years Younger Than Us And , Ive Seeen What Youve Got Up Te In The Trazzs Toilets. Lol. Werent A Pretty Sight Pal. Your A Man Whore.
MT Ceallacháin says:
ill b ur man whore
MT Ceallacháin says:
dump aidan
MT Ceallacháin says:
dump aidan
MT Ceallacháin says:
dump aidan
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
Im Away Here. Your Forcing Me To Think. >;[. Plus MSN Isnt The Best Place For In-Depth Relationship Talks.
♥ ' Hannia'' Up Yer Ma And Up Zee Raa. says:
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MT Ceallacháin says:
c ya ily xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thee Boxing Match.

So We Went Te Aidans Boxing Match Last Night In Dublin And Thankfully The Wee Lamb Won. Lol. He Was Boxing Some English Chap And Knocked Him Out In The 2nd Round. He Won By 2 Points. Woop. So After Interviews For The Papers And Local TV We Went Up Te Belfast Lol.

Not Randomly. We Had Tickets For The Martin Rogan VS Sam Sexton And It Was Wan A The Best Nights Ever.

There Was Loads A Local Fights On Before So We Watched A Few A Them , Then went For A Dander Round.

Then The First Important Match Began. It Was Live On Sky Sports And It Was Billy Joe Saunders Against Some boy. I Think he Was From The Czech Republic. Well As Soon As Saunders Came Out He Was Booed. But Here , Hes A While Good Boxer And Hes Kinda Hot.

Then The 2nd Match Came On , It Was Jame De Gale MBE. He Was On Like The British Olympic Team or Something And He Was Booed Too. He Beat His Opponent. Hes Amazing At Boxing Too. In His Interview After On Sky Sports He Said He Didnt Care He Got Booed And He Also Said If Its One Thing The Irish Know , They Know How To Support And Put On A Great Show. Woop Woop. There Was over 8,000 People There Last Night. We Were Up On The Stands But We Had A Great View. There Was This Lad InFront A Me And He Was Pure Rote Cause He Had Drink In Him. He Was A Hotty. He Kept Turning Round Te Me And Getting On His Knees On The Seat And Was All 'Your Pretty' , 'Want A Beer' , 'Where Ye From' , Wanna Go For A Walk.' Then He Kept Talking Te Me For Ages And Then There Was 3 Lads Opposit Us Too Who Were Steamin' And They Were Great Craic.

Anyway The Last Match Was For The Commonwealth Title And It Was Martin Rogan VS Sam Sexton. Sexton Got Booed Cause He Was English And Rogan Was irish. Then Rogan Came Out And They Played 'Eye Of The Tiger' And On The Ring Some Boy Was Like Rapping And Beatboxing To It. Pure Class. Now In Thee Odyssey You Arent Allowed Football Tops , Banners Or Flags But We Snuck In A Tri-Colour And Loads A Wans Did. Some Got Theirs Taking Off Them But We Were On The Stands So We Didnt. Everyone Went Mental Shouting , 'Ole Ole Ole' And 'Theres Only Oneee Martin Rogan' And Singing And jumping And Stamping. At One Point I Was On Some Boys Shoulders And We Were Singing And Jumping Lol. And Then We Broke Out In Song Signing The National Anthem And 'The Fields Of Anthenry' And 'Go On Home Britsh Soldiers' Only It Had Te Be Adapted As There Was No Soldiers Only Boxers So It Was , 'Go On Home British Boxers Go on home. Have Ye Got No Fucking Home Of Your Own' etc etc. Well Anyway Sexton Was Winning For About The 2nd-4th Round Then Rogan Pureee Floored Him And I Got Lifted Up By One Of These Random Boys Again. Ive Never Been Anywhere So Crazy. We All Went Mental. Then Rogans Eye Got Swollen. Its Pure Terrible Lookin So The Doctors Said The Fight Had Te Be Stopped. SO Because A Rogans Eye He Lost His Belt But He Wasnt Beaten. If Rogans Eye Hada Held Out Sexton Would A Been Floored Again. Everyone Was Pure Disgusted And The 8,000 People Cleared Out Before Sexton Was Announced The Winner Lol. Everyone Literally Ran For The Doors Cause They Wouldnt Wait And See The English Man Crowned Winner. But Like He Didnt Actually Beat Rogan, Rogan Was Beating Him And Was Actually Winning but His Eyes Were Both Near Closed So For Safety They Had Te Stop The Match. But Like He Was So Well Supported. Am Going Te See If I Can Get A Video A What The Atmosphere Was Like. The Presenter Boy Was All , 'BELFAST ARE YOU READY' & Everyone Was All 'FUCKK YEAHH. WOOOO' Outstanding Night. But Hi The Referee Pure Took The English Boys Side Because The Referee Was English Too. It Was Pure Clear In The First Round. Sexton Got Warning After Warning And Wasnt Disqualified Yet The Ref Told Rogan If He Cut Open Sexton hed Be Disqualified And He Kept Picking On Rogan. It Was Unjust And Unfair And Anyone Could See That. Everyone Was ALl , 'WANKKERRR' At The Ref Anytime He Intervened.

Like Look How Bad His Eye Is And Sexton Didnt Even Hit Him A While Pila Times. Plus When The Bell Rang Sexton Hit Him 3 Times Which Was An Illegal Blow And He Shoulda Been Put Out , But Wance Again The Ref Sided Wey The English.

There Might Be A Rematch But It'll Be In England And The 8,000 Irish There Last Night Wont All travel Over.

Some Soap Awards Pictures.

This Dress Literally Looks Lak A Bin Liner But Somehow I Still Think She Looks Half Good. Lol.

Really Lovely Dress. Ahh I Love Carmel In Hollyoaks. Love The Halter Neckline. So Lovely And Her Chunky Bangles Are Amazing. The Red Floats Lurvly On Her.

Totally Hot Dress. Pure Pink. Love The Way It Is At The Bottom And The Detail On The Bust Is Lovely Too.

Dont Really Like The Top Half Of The Dress But Im Loving The Feathers And The Shoes. Not Too Fussy On Her Clutch Either.

The Colour Aquamarine Looks Beautiful Against Her Skin Tone And The Gold Designs Throughout The Dress Makes It ALl The More Lovely.

She Looks Stunning Here. The Leaf Shaped Fabric Looks Amazing. Wasnt Too Fussed On The Bottom Half Of Her Dress But In This Picture She Does Look Stunning.

Oh No. This Is Hideous. She Looks Like A Jigsaw Puzzle Or A Mosaic. The Colours Are Nice And The Pattern But No , No , No This Doesnt Work As A Dress. May Make A Nice Handbag?

Probably The Worst Looking Dress. She Looks Like Shes Ready For The Panto? The Weird Tiara Thigny On Her Head And The Shawl.. Its Just All Horrible tbh.

I Want Her Shoeess. She Looks So Grown Up And Just Really Beautiful Here. The Design At The Sides Is Lovely And She Looks Really Prettyyy.

Ewww. Noo. For One The Shoes Dont Match The Dress. Secondly , Burn The Dress. Yukk.

Her Boots Are Pure Deadly. I Want Them. Her Dress Is Okish , Except I think Its Too Like , 'Off The Shoulder'. But She Does Look Lovely And Uber Grown Up.

Love This Dress. Almost the Same Colour As My Bridesmaids Dress For My Sister Fionas Wedding. Really Lovely Dress. Plus , Its Greeen :]]

Looks Really Nice. I Didnt Know She Had Her Lip Pierced. Her Hair Is Really Nice. loving The Accesory And Her Amy Winehouse Eyeliner Flicks.