Thee Boxing Match.

So We Went Te Aidans Boxing Match Last Night In Dublin And Thankfully The Wee Lamb Won. Lol. He Was Boxing Some English Chap And Knocked Him Out In The 2nd Round. He Won By 2 Points. Woop. So After Interviews For The Papers And Local TV We Went Up Te Belfast Lol.

Not Randomly. We Had Tickets For The Martin Rogan VS Sam Sexton And It Was Wan A The Best Nights Ever.

There Was Loads A Local Fights On Before So We Watched A Few A Them , Then went For A Dander Round.

Then The First Important Match Began. It Was Live On Sky Sports And It Was Billy Joe Saunders Against Some boy. I Think he Was From The Czech Republic. Well As Soon As Saunders Came Out He Was Booed. But Here , Hes A While Good Boxer And Hes Kinda Hot.

Then The 2nd Match Came On , It Was Jame De Gale MBE. He Was On Like The British Olympic Team or Something And He Was Booed Too. He Beat His Opponent. Hes Amazing At Boxing Too. In His Interview After On Sky Sports He Said He Didnt Care He Got Booed And He Also Said If Its One Thing The Irish Know , They Know How To Support And Put On A Great Show. Woop Woop. There Was over 8,000 People There Last Night. We Were Up On The Stands But We Had A Great View. There Was This Lad InFront A Me And He Was Pure Rote Cause He Had Drink In Him. He Was A Hotty. He Kept Turning Round Te Me And Getting On His Knees On The Seat And Was All 'Your Pretty' , 'Want A Beer' , 'Where Ye From' , Wanna Go For A Walk.' Then He Kept Talking Te Me For Ages And Then There Was 3 Lads Opposit Us Too Who Were Steamin' And They Were Great Craic.

Anyway The Last Match Was For The Commonwealth Title And It Was Martin Rogan VS Sam Sexton. Sexton Got Booed Cause He Was English And Rogan Was irish. Then Rogan Came Out And They Played 'Eye Of The Tiger' And On The Ring Some Boy Was Like Rapping And Beatboxing To It. Pure Class. Now In Thee Odyssey You Arent Allowed Football Tops , Banners Or Flags But We Snuck In A Tri-Colour And Loads A Wans Did. Some Got Theirs Taking Off Them But We Were On The Stands So We Didnt. Everyone Went Mental Shouting , 'Ole Ole Ole' And 'Theres Only Oneee Martin Rogan' And Singing And jumping And Stamping. At One Point I Was On Some Boys Shoulders And We Were Singing And Jumping Lol. And Then We Broke Out In Song Signing The National Anthem And 'The Fields Of Anthenry' And 'Go On Home Britsh Soldiers' Only It Had Te Be Adapted As There Was No Soldiers Only Boxers So It Was , 'Go On Home British Boxers Go on home. Have Ye Got No Fucking Home Of Your Own' etc etc. Well Anyway Sexton Was Winning For About The 2nd-4th Round Then Rogan Pureee Floored Him And I Got Lifted Up By One Of These Random Boys Again. Ive Never Been Anywhere So Crazy. We All Went Mental. Then Rogans Eye Got Swollen. Its Pure Terrible Lookin So The Doctors Said The Fight Had Te Be Stopped. SO Because A Rogans Eye He Lost His Belt But He Wasnt Beaten. If Rogans Eye Hada Held Out Sexton Would A Been Floored Again. Everyone Was Pure Disgusted And The 8,000 People Cleared Out Before Sexton Was Announced The Winner Lol. Everyone Literally Ran For The Doors Cause They Wouldnt Wait And See The English Man Crowned Winner. But Like He Didnt Actually Beat Rogan, Rogan Was Beating Him And Was Actually Winning but His Eyes Were Both Near Closed So For Safety They Had Te Stop The Match. But Like He Was So Well Supported. Am Going Te See If I Can Get A Video A What The Atmosphere Was Like. The Presenter Boy Was All , 'BELFAST ARE YOU READY' & Everyone Was All 'FUCKK YEAHH. WOOOO' Outstanding Night. But Hi The Referee Pure Took The English Boys Side Because The Referee Was English Too. It Was Pure Clear In The First Round. Sexton Got Warning After Warning And Wasnt Disqualified Yet The Ref Told Rogan If He Cut Open Sexton hed Be Disqualified And He Kept Picking On Rogan. It Was Unjust And Unfair And Anyone Could See That. Everyone Was ALl , 'WANKKERRR' At The Ref Anytime He Intervened.

Like Look How Bad His Eye Is And Sexton Didnt Even Hit Him A While Pila Times. Plus When The Bell Rang Sexton Hit Him 3 Times Which Was An Illegal Blow And He Shoulda Been Put Out , But Wance Again The Ref Sided Wey The English.

There Might Be A Rematch But It'll Be In England And The 8,000 Irish There Last Night Wont All travel Over.