Eurovision 2009

Lithuania - Borringg.
Israel - The Dark One Looked Like The Lesbian Samantha Was Wey In Sex And The City. Lol.
France - Goodness Me , She Looked 'Alf Dead. Reminded Me A Somewan Who Smoked The Bit Out.
Sweden - Omg , The Doll Had A Scary Facial Expression. But Her Dress Was Nice.
Croatia - The Doll Had A Pretty Dress And From An Angle Looked Like Theresa From Hollyoaks Lol.
Portugal - She Was Such A Cute Wee Hippy. I Liked Her Hair.
Iceland - That Song Was Kinda Boring I Thought , But They Came 2nd. Her Dress Looked Lak Wan A Them Wee Toilet Roll Holder Dolls Lol. My Cousins Live In Iceland :)
Greece - Quite A Good Wee Tune. Was He Standing Ontap Awf A Stapler Thoo?
Armenia - Nice Wee Tune.
Russia - Aww I Liked That Song. The Screens Behind When She Turned Older Was Pure Genius. Liked That.
Azerbajan - Whatta Name. Catchy Cool Wee Song. Liked The Gold Thing On One Of The Girls Legs.
Bosnia & Herzegovina - One Of The Tunes I Actually Had Te Chang The Channel. Oh So Uber Boring.
Moldova - Lol They Looked Crazy And Looked Like Irish Dancing Rejects. Try Hards Lol.
Malta - Good Singer. Not Crazy On The Song. loved The Way She Sang Desstttinnnyyyy. Sounded Funny And Cute Tehe.
Estonia - Kinda Boring.
Denmark - Yassshh Rock N Roll. He Actually Sounded Like Ronan Lol. Maybe I Was Just Imagining That.
Germany - Porn Video Much? Sleeazzy Greasy Man.
Turkey - Good Wee Dancy Tune.
Albania - Loved Her Wee Dress. She Was Very Pretty.
Norway - HOT BOY. Dancers Were Outstanding. Very Good Tune. Went Onte Win It Suree.
Ukraine - Seriously , Was She In A Strip Club? Lol , Grainne Has Wan A Them Wheels At Her House Only Its For Rolling Silege Or Something Lol And We Get Inside It And Run Inside It Down The Hill Lmao.
Romania - Nice Dresses And Song. Really Liked It.
UK - Sorry But That Song Was Boring. The 2nd Song I Changed The Channel For A While. No Matter What Country Would Have Sang That I Woulda Switched. Jades Not That Pretty And I Know The Eurovision Isnt Based On Looks But The Way She Holds Her Mouth When She Sings Was Boggin. Plus The Violin Man Lak Hit Her A Wee Bit At Wan Point. Lmao. Liked The Piano. At Least They Done Better Than Like Theyve Ever Done Lol. I Was Beginning Te Wonder Why They Ever Entered It But They Came 5th So Fair Play.
Finland - The Fire Was Entertaining And Thats All.
Spain - Her Dress Was Wayy Too Short And I Didnt Like The Leotard Bit Up Top. She Was Pretty Tho. Wooo Magic Trick.

Grahamn Norton Is Hilarious. Hes So Funny But He Was While Ungrateful And Lak A Wee Bit Bitter If The UK Got Like 1 Or 2 Points. He Should A Been Grateful. Them Points Got Them 5th.
Well Ireland Has Won 7 Times So Anyone Can Come Back Te Me When Another Country Can Say That. Lak We Won 3 In A Row. Woop Woop.